Getting your tongue stuck to a frozen pole sounds painful, but it ain't got nothing on this guy ... 'cause a poor unfortunate soul got his whole penis put on ice, and we've got the pics to prove it!
TMZ has obtained exclusive photos from outside a bar in Alberta, Canada ... in which first responders are working to wrench a patron of the establishment off the sidewalk.
This one ain't for the faint of heart -- or crotch, for that matter ... the man's member is basically glued to the unforgiving ice, and, he's not coming off despite all the others pulling with all their might.
Darrell Green says he's enamored with this year's iteration of the Commanders ... telling TMZ Sports they remind him a whole lot of his old Super Bowl-winning teams!!
The Washington legend heaped all kinds of praise on Dan Quinn's squad during a sit-down with us this week ... explaining he loves the way they've gone about their journey to this weekend's NFC Championship Game.
Green says it's all felt strikingly similar to his 1980s and early 1990s Washington teams that won two Lombardi Trophies.
Swedish pop music group and cover band, A*Teens, rose to fame with their hit singles "Mamma Mia" "Dancing Queen" and "Upside Down" -- landing on the top 10 Swedish music charts and the U.S. Billboard top 100 in the late '90s - early 2000s.
After performing together for 6 years, the group -- who consists of Marie Serneholt, Dhani Lennevald, Amit Paul and Sara Lumholdt -- parted ways in 2004. The foursome reunited 20 years later at the Swedish music competition show "Melodifestivalen" ... and most recently performed in Chile.
"Upside down bouncing off the ceiling, inside out stranger to this feeling, got no clue what I should do, but I'll go crazy if I can't get next to you!"
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Celebrities always make headlines when they release new books ... sharing all the dirty details about their lives, the Hollywood machine and more.
And if the list of stars set to release memoirs in 2025 is any indication, it's going to be a juicy year.
From Allison Holker and Amanda Knox to Bill Gates and Brooke Shields, here are the celebrity memoirs to keep your eye out for this year -- all available to buy or pre-order now on Amazon.
Through her new book, Brooke Shields is shedding light on the scrutiny women face as they age ... and she's setting out to change the narrative, while also shedding light on her feud with Tom Cruise, her unauthorized vaginal rejuvenation and more.
Kim Zolciak claims Kroy Biermann turned into the Grinch on Christmas ... because she told cops he stole her expensive prescription medication.
The reality TV star levies her latest accusation against Kroy in new police body cam footage obtained by TMZ ... telling cops in Georgia her estranged hubby broke into the place where she stores her meds.
Kim called cops to their home on Christmas and claimed Kroy stole a handful of medications that cost her over $1,500 at the pharmacy.
Wendy Williams sounds just like her old self, and she doesn't deserve to be locked up in a conservatorship that's bordering on a jail sentence ... so says the comedian Luenell.
We caught up with the comedian in Inglewood Thursday -- just days after we chatted with her at LAX -- and, Luenell says she's been blessed to have a real talk with Wendy on the phone.
She tells us Wendy sounded like the "old Wendy" -- totally and completely fine during their call ... and, Luenell even says she's clean and sober, which is good for everyone around her.
Kim Kardashian is looking ahead to Valentine's Day ... by looking at herself in the mirror ... all while wearing her new Skims collection.
The billionaire mogul is modeling the latest offerings from her shapewear company ... and she's showing off the goods ... in more ways than one.
Kim just shared a sneak peak at the Skims Valentine's Day collection on her social media pages, and she's busting out of a bunch of different red and pink tops with heart imagery.
A$AP Rockywill be judged by a jury of his peers in his felony assault trial -- but none of those peers are Black.
Jury selection in Rocky's trial for allegedly shooting A$AP Relli just wrapped up in downtown L.A., and the gender split is 7 women and 5 men. What's kinda odd, considering L.A.'s population, is there's not a single Black juror.
Keep in mind, both Rocky and the alleged victim are African-American. The jurors are white, Asian and Hispanic. Four alternate jurors who were selected are all women ... and not Black.
Kristin Cavallari's telling fans to do their own research instead of getting fooled by headlines ... calling the tidbits and the social media clips a crock of BS.
We caught up with the reality TV star turned "Let's Be Honest" podcast host at LAX Thursday ... and, we asked her about whether her openness on the mic has led to some guys asking her not to share about their dates.
KC claims she's never had that convo on a date ... but, jokes it could be 'cause the guys who are really worried about it might think twice about asking her out!
Maren Morris is clearly feeling herself while away in Mexico for a girls trip ... she's put her fit frame on display in an itty-bitty black bikini.
Check it out ... the country singer looks beyond relaxed while soaking up some vitamin D in a teensy bikini during her vacay in Tulum, Mexico. She's enjoying all the beachside property has to offer, including a fresh coconut ... which she happily sips on while gabbin' with pals.
Maren appears to be coco-nuts for the refreshing treat, having her friends snap a couple pictures of her lounging on a recliner in the sand.
Kendrick Lamar's highly anticipated Super Bowl halftime show just got even more exciting ... 'cause SZA is joining in on the party!
Apple Music -- which sponsors the gig -- dropped the news out of nowhere on Thursday, announcing the 4x Grammy Award winner would be joining K. Dot in NOLA on February 9.
The platform also shared a new teaser for the show, featuring Kendrick on the phone discussing the possibility of adding someone to his set list ... when SZA creeps up behind him and dumps a jug full of blue liquid all over the "Not Like Us" MC.
Spencer Prattand Heidi Montagare going scorched earth on city officials in Los Angeles after losing their home in a wildfire ... saying some head-scratching decisions are to blame.
The reality TV stars are suing the city of Los Angeles and the L.A. Department of Water and Power over damage their Pacific Palisades home suffered in the Palisades Fire.
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According to the lawsuit, obtained by TMZ, Spencer and Heidi say the city and DWP failed on multiple levels ... from infrastructure to water management.
Being an outlaw in Mississippi could be as simple as busting a nut, or at least that's what a state senator is proposing with a new law that effectively bans masturbation ... for men, anyway!
MS Sen. Bradford Blackmon even slapped a catchy name on his legislation -- the "Contraception Begins at Erection Act" -- which aims to block men from spreading (or wasting) their seed unless they intend to make a baby. So, no playing five-on-one with yourself or any other forms of pleasure that end with you wasting those precious sailors.
The bill does have some exceptions, however ... especially in regard to activities related to baby-making endeavors, including sperm donation.
Donald Trump's blowing the lid off secret files that may reveal the truth behind some of the most consequential political assassinations in American history.
The POTUS signed an order Thursday ... ordering the FBI and other agencies to release ALL documents relating to the assassinations of John F. Kennedy, his brother Robert, and Martin Luther King Jr. ... and he wants full disclosure STAT.
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Trump signed the order in the Oval Office ... telling the crowd people have been waiting for this moment for decades.
Paris Fashion Week is in full swing in the City of Light ... and has already put the spotlight on some out-of-this-world fashion.
Belgian fashion designer Walter Van Beirendonck stunned fashion week attendees with his bold new collection ... where his models donned vintage-inspired patterned suits with extraterrestrial-esque alien hands.
We're not entirely sure what Beirendonck was trying to transmit with this odd combination ... but we do know it got our attention.
Bryan Kohberger is back in court ... appearing before a judge for the first time in 2025 -- and, he looks all cleaned up.
The alleged murderer of four University of Idaho students arrived in a Boise courtroom Thursday ... wearing a full suit and shaving the scruff off his face. Remember, he was sporting a thin beard when his last mug shot was taken in September.
Kohberger appeared solemn during proceedings ... paying close attention while his lawyers argued with the prosecution over potential key pieces of evidence.
